I know it hasn't been long since I last saw you, but I have so been waiting for your return. Last week, you came and went without hardly any acknowledgment, taking Saturday and Sunday along with you. Please don't be such a stranger. Let's spend some quality time appreciating each other today, ok?
With mucho respect,
P.S. Leave my Saturday and Sunday alone! They for SURE need to hang around more. Love, C Turn.